Blahblahblah philosophy. It’s awesome. But so far, here is what the world boils down to. Forget making the world a better place or destiny and all the existential crap that keeps you up at night. These are two logically proven and solid universal truths.

Truth #1. Everyone loves smooches. And I mean everyone. Babies. Kitties. Lizards. People. Puppies. Mean people. Bugs. Everyone loves smooches and you know it.

Truth #2. Southern Ladies are bound by some cosmic power to include pineapples into their interior decorating. Pineapples. I don’t know why, I just know. And when you think about it, you can picture some great lady you know and her house and lo and behold! Pineapples.

Look! Here’s a website where you can buy expensive pineapple themed things.

And here’s a picture of manatees smooching.Awwww….cute. Enjoy.