(This is me, trying to look cool. Look how nonchalant I am. Seriously. No chalant there.)

I’m the kind of person who prefers the book to the movie. Hopefully that explains a lot about me.

I like to make lists and get into debates.

I like cats, tattoos, politics, books, coffee, mountains, and a good story.

I don’t like green beans, reality shows, emojis, shallow thinking, professional athletes, Crocs, and small talk.